Politics p.36

Donald Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ has been raising eyebrows into orbit but no-one nailed it better than Emily Maitlis

JD Vance compared the US economy to the Titanic, and these 17 brutal takedowns might just give him that sinking feeling

Donald Trump tried to give the media a lesson in geology, and accidentally murdered satire in the process – 17 rock-solid reactions

The “Board of Peace” is exactly the assembly of red flags you’d expect – 21 scathing takedowns of Trump’s latest grift

Donald Trump said ‘sometimes you need a dictator’ and publicly hammered the final nail into democracy’s coffin – 18 vote-winning smackdowns

Karoline Leavitt claimed Donald Trump’s Davos speech got ‘rave reviews’ and the propaganda police made a citizen’s arrest

Jesse Watters said people never call Trump dumb, and left everyone wondering which cave he’s been living in – 15 savage takedowns

Nigel Farage claimed to be putting the ‘global elites’ on notice and got owned all the way back to his exclusive public school – 17 exploding irony meters

Trump’s Treasury secretary just shared his idea of a normal retirement plan and it’s so out of touch jaws dropped across the internet – 17 totally on-point responses

Mark Carney politely told the US it’s time to try something else and the entirety of the internet stood up to applaud as one

A Danish lawmaker told the world how he feels about Donald Trump and it’s simple, effective – and NSFW

Nigel Farage ‘committed 17 breaches of the MPs code of conduct’ relating to £380k from his side jobs, with zero consequences – 18 hacked off responses

Strictly loser Tom Skinner has joined Reform UK, and we’re shocked. Shocked, we tell you! – 17 of the least flabbergasted reactions in history

Donald Trump explained why he doesn’t care about the Nobel Peace Prize and the chinny reckon was visible from the moon

Emmanuel Macron said ‘non’ to Donald Trump’s Board of Peace and the American president’s response was a lesson in conflict escalation