Politics p.38

Someone modified Nigel Farage’s voice to be high-pitched and squeaky to rob him of credibility, and now it’s the only way you’ll be able to bear listening to him

Donald Trump ramped up the threats to a reporter whose question he didn’t like and it’s not just about the journalist, it’s American democracy at stake

JD Vance appeared to ask for Democrats to be put in jail in case you were wondering how Magas are toning down the rhetoric

Donald Trump was asked what he made of China’s President Xi and he left no stereotype unturned – 16 damning judgements

Donald Trump was so proud of his new nickname for the Democrats but the joke was very much on him

Wes Streeting resigned, and the internet told him not to let the door hit him on the arse on the way out – 18 votes of no confidence

It fell to this guy in the Question Time audience to sum up Brexit and the state Britain finds itself in now and everyone was applauding

Nigel Farage’s attempt to spin the ‘unacceptable’ presence of a journalist at his house as an excuse for that £5 million crypto ‘gift’ stretched credibility to Clacton and back

Nicki Minaj reckons someone will make a Thatcheresque film about Kemi Badenoch one day, in case you were wondering if the timeline could get any weirder

Nigel Farage claims his ‘completely non-political’ £5 million gift from a crypto billionaire was also a reward for Brexit – 23 sceptical responses to Schrodinger’s Donation

Eric Trump posted a ‘refuelling’ selfie from Air Force One in Alaska and he didn’t just fail to read the room, he was on the wrong continent

JD Vance proudly declared that Donald Trump takes fraud seriously and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Nancy Mace confidently declared things in America would be ‘much, much worse’ if Joe Biden were President and the entire internet disagreed

JD Vance was asked how he would go about fixing inflation caused by the Iran war and his answer was as familiar as it was infurating

Donald Trump tried to do his yanky handshake thing on President Xi and it backfired in spectacular fashion