Politics p.39

Kemi Badenoch’s tale of being offered a place at Stanford University when she was 16 has been completely unravelled …by Stanford

A Reform policy adviser complained that she can no longer get ‘normal bread’, and got owned into next year – 21 bun-derful replies

Nigel Farage blamed Europe for his Essex asylum hotel court defeat and was brutally owned into next week

Jacob Rees-Mogg turned TV investigator to track down asylum seekers for GB News and it’s less Roger Cook, more Roger Cock

Mass deportations, scrapping workers’ rights, and buddying up with the Taliban – 23 votes of no confidence in Reform UK’s five-year plan

‘I’m actually the chief law enforcement officer’ – Donald Trump brazenly says the quiet (and unconstitutional) part out loud

Donald Trump can’t stop yelling at the wind like the doddering old man that he is, and these 17 responses perfectly sum up why that’s a huge problem

This comedian’s apolitical takedown of Donald Trump is as simple as it is brutal, and it clearly struck a nerve with the Maga cult

Jeremy Kyle will be speaking at the Reform UK conference, and not a single person is the slightest bit surprised

Kristi Noem kicked off Trump’s genius plan to make the border wall too hot to climb with black paint – 19 scorching takedowns

There’s not enough facepalm in the world for the bigoted Brits who moved to Benidorm because there are ‘too many foreigners’ in the UK

15 utterly unsurprised reactions to Karoline Leavitt casually dropping that the White House “reconfigured” the DC crime stats to justify sending in the National Guard

This Maga senator’s decision to go seatbelt-free in case of carjackings wasn’t the health and safety triumph he thought

People have been taking a butcher’s at Isabel Oakeshott’s latest hot take, and they’ve decided it’s just offal

A New Jersey Maga politician claimed he’d spoken to dead people, during a rant about mail-in voter fraud – 17 very spirited responses