Politics p.40

This epic Donald Trump ramble was so off-message even Fox News tried to cut him off – 18 slack-jawed and totally on-point responses

Pete Hegseth was caught on video struggling to do a proper pull-up and these 15 hilariously brutal responses really don’t pull any punches

JD Vance wasn’t allowed at the grown-ups table during Zelensky’s White House summit and the internet raced to make him the punchline he is

Donald Trump claimed Washington DC’s restaurants have never been busier and these 19 Michelin-starred comebacks were simply delicious

Donald Trump thinks you have to bring your licence plate to vote – these 17 A++ responses have totally got his number

Jonathan Gullis said Brits shouldn’t fly the Palestinian flag and Adil Ray magnificently owned him into next year

No-one did better than John Oliver to nail exactly how badly the Trump-Putin summit went for America (and democracy)

Marco Rubio said the Russia-Ukraine war had nothing to do with the US – 17 especially devastating and totally on-point comebacks

These Fox News hosts played directly into Gavin Newsom’s magnificent Twitter trolling of Donald Trump and the stunning hypocrisy is simply off the scale

Nigel Farage launched the Reform UK football shirt and it was an epic own goal – 13 winning comebacks

This forensic takedown of Nigel Farage and his pledge to protect women on GB News’s very own airwaves was magnificently done

There’s a lot going on with RFK Jr.’s rock-climbing stunt with Dr. Oz – 19 hilarious responses that absolutely nailed it

This brutally honest ICE recruitment flyer trolls anyone applying for the gig, and it certainly explains the masks

Jeanine Pirro played the ‘La, la, la. I’m not listening’ game with the DC crime figures, and the takedowns were so good they should be illegal

Rupert Lowe’s attempt to make light of mistaking charity rowers for inbound asylum seekers got exactly the scorn it deserved – 15 shots across the bow