Politics p.69

A Tory MP said Kemi Badenoch couldn’t be party leader because she’s got 3 young children and was schooled into next week

Nigel Farage objected to the England team getting a German manager (We know – shocker!) and everybody made the same joke

Nigel Farage trolled Keir Starmer for not asking Elon Musk to his investment summit and was schooled into next year

Liz Truss said Keir Starmer’s government was being run ‘by student politicians’ and Dom Joly surely said it best

The disparity between Laura Kuenssberg’s schoolboy error and the correction that followed is a proper jaw-dropper

There were a lot of reactions to Nigel Farage foraging for mushrooms, but this one would explain a lot

Bookshops have been putting Boris Johnson’s memoirs in the funniest places and this might be the best yet

Brian Cox’s meaty putdown of Robert Jenrick’s ‘head full of mince’ had the internet cheering

Tommy Robinson made a joke about Downing Street’s Larry the Cat and was magnificently owned into next week – by the cat

This latest Taylor Swift ‘freebie’ story didn’t exactly set pulses racing and Stan Collymore’s response (yes, Stan Collymore) surely spoke for everyone

Kemi Badenoch’s Sue Gray joke blew up magnificently in her face and we can’t believe she didn’t see this coming

Kemi Badenoch and Robert Jenrick are the final two in the Tory leadership foot-shooting contest – 44 top reactions

This Tory MP’s question wasn’t the slam dunk he thought it was and Keir Starmer’s A++ comeback was simply brutal

Tommy Robinson said his book was so expensive because it’s ‘academic’ and this schoolboy self-own was the only response you need

Andrea Jenkyns said a former constituent was asked if he ‘identified as being pregnant’ and the scepticism was visible from space