Politics p.8

Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf insists that ‘foreign nationals’ are simultaneously claiming disability benefits and taking all our jobs – Schrödinger entered the chat

Kent’s Reform-led council has said the Christmas lights can’t go up until all the lamppost flags come down, if you were wondering whether irony is alive and well in the world – 21 top takedowns

Zohran Mamdani has won the NY mayoral election with more than a million votes and counting – 19 early reactions

Erika Kirk glowingly compared JD Vance to her late husband and the entire internet raised its eyebrow

A right-wing ‘truth-seeker’ claimed that Charlie Kirk was communicating via a rainbow over ‘the birthplace of King Arthur’, and the takedowns were legendary

Boris Johnson said The Traitors ‘exposes the human flaw that makes us blind to villainy’ – and irony was murdered in plain sight

Millionaire Man of the People Nigel Farage thinks the minimum wage for young people is too generous – 16 scathing takedowns

Donald Trump’s told a ‘story’ to avoid answering questions about the economy and everyone called him out on it except the interviewer

Donald Trump insists that American grocery prices are going down – 17 responses from the ‘five lies or fewer’ checkout line that beg to differ

Rupert Lowe said it’s outrageous dads-to-be don’t get treated better and it was a magnificent self-own for the ages

Former ‘Minister for Common Sense’ Esther McVey had a pop at the Royal British Legion for its ‘non-job’ of Head of Diversity and Inclusion – 16 barbed clapbacks

George Osborne tried to joke about Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves on Halloween – and was owned back to austerity times

Donald Trump held a lavish ‘Great Gatsby’ party for his rich pals – as millions are set to lose food benefits

Donald Trump renovated a bathroom with golden fixtures as millions of Americans struggle during the shutdown – 15 potty reactions

The White House really went the extra mile with its Halloween decorations and of all the A++ replies this one deserves all the candy