Politics p.7

Nigel Farage is desperately pretending its business as usual at the Reform UK conference and it went just as well as you hoped it would

17 funniest and most totally on-point things people are saying about Nigel Farage right now

A Reform UK-er said they’d still be voting for Nigel Farage in the face of the latest revelations and it’s fair to say it didn’t end entirely well for them

James O’Brien’s takedown of his Reform UK-er was already good but the payoff was proper chef’s kiss territory

C4 News’s Nigel Farage expose is all anyone is talking about and Krishnan Guru-Murthy’s cold open is quite the watch

Trump blamed Americans for taking too many days holiday and these 17 replies shamed him right back into the Oval Office

Donald Trump wants to add his name to the Strait of Hormuz and out of all the A++ replies, this one knocked the rest out the park

Fox News ran a segment lamenting the lack of teen pregnancies in America and eyebrows shot up all over the internet

Trump lapdog Mike Johnson said Iranians use their religion to lie to people they disagree with and the entire internet held up a mirror for him

Kemi Badenoch appeared to make a sex joke to kick off Andy Burnham’s first PMQs and it wasn’t on anyone’s bingo card, anywhere

This GB News pundit thought Andy Burnham had held PMQs for three and a half hours …on a Tuesday – 14 favourite facepalms

Far-right rent-a-gob and former Ice fanboy Milo Yiannopoulos got kicked out of the US, and has seriously changed his tune. Cue the tiny violins!

Andy Burnham spotted something familiar about Kemi Badenoch’s new shadow cabinet and as debut takedowns go it wasn’t half bad

Andy Burnham’s 2-minute take on where Britain went wrong even had people who don’t like the new PM applauding

Nigel Farage told GB News he plans to spend less time in Parliament over the coming months, and people are struggling to see how