Politics p.8

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie thought she was being clever by saying “liberal men aren’t attractive” and it blew up spectacularly in her face

Trump’s border czar Tom Homan says the church should stay out of politics, and the irony of this coming from a MAGA goon is almost too much to bear

JD Vance said people don’t know “how bad the corruption is in Washington DC” – 14 people who reckon they have a pretty good idea

NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani unveiled his plans to tax the mega rich by hitting their second homes and it’s annoyed all the right people in the best way

The White House declared the Strait of Hormuz is “completely open and ready for business” like it was some kind of victory – 14 people happy to rain on Trump’s parade

Donald Trump just said the war with Iran was going ‘swimmingly’ and it turned out he’s not waving but drowning

Trump’s Treasury secretary just said Americans feel great about the economy, they just don’t know it – 15 people who knew precisely how they felt about that

Trump lapdog Mike Johnson just told the Pope to keep his nose out of politics and these A++ comebacks were all gospel

Pete Hegseth solemnly read out a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction and nobody in the room appeared to notice

Nigel Farage unveiled where he’d send refugees coming to the UK and even perennial Farage watcher James O’Brien was taken aback

The new Hungarian PM just went on state TV to announce the end of state TV and it’s a breathtakingly blistering watch

Donald Trump was asked what his plans were to help the US economy and he didn’t just not read the room, he was in the wrong building

JD Vance was challenged about the Epstein Files in his political back yard and his response suggested he really didn’t see this coming

JD Vance excitedly unveiled a plan for ‘taking the country back’ and basically the entire internet said the same thing

Donald Trump threatened to rip up the UK-US trade agreement over Iran and Keir Starmer’s response really wasn’t messing around