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Someone asked people on Twitter to come up with some ‘made up American names’ – 22 star-spangled stunners

People thought Donald Trump was basically trolling Charlie Kirk at Charlie Kirk’s memorial – 17 gobsmacked responses

A single guy asked why he didn’t have a girlfriend like this and of all the A++ responses this one knocked the rest out the park

Donald Trump’s response to this woman reporter asking him a question is the grimmest of insights into the state of the White House right now

Donald Trump had a full-on meltdown with ABC News for actually asking JD Vance a proper question and it’s a terrifying snapshot of American democracy right now

Trump has been wanging on about being ‘the greatest president’ again, and the eye rolls are visible from space

That interviewer cutting off an irate JD Vance was already good but the fury of these raging Magas took it to a whole new level

Donald Trump’s rant over his unflattering Time Magazine cover just made everyone else mock it even more – 15 favourite responses

It looked like Trump was asking Keir Starmer to speak but it didn’t work out that way and world supplies of cringe just hit critical lows

Not all heroes wear capes. This Chicago attorney commentating on the ICE protests in real time is a hero with a megaphone

A French patisserie owner in Arizona went the extra mile to respond to a ‘bullying’ influencer trying to get food for free and it’s simply delicious

An American said Londoners were scared to take their phones out on the street and of all the A++ responses Hugh Grant said it best

This right-winger’s confusion over the point of a white crayon is an online idiocy hall-of-famer, and the internet waxed lyrical

If there was a Nobel prize for closing an umbrella Donald Trump would have lost that too – 13 brolly good responses

The internet is doing the dance of joy at how this interviewer cut off a fuming JD Vance for refusing to answer his question – 17 very satisfied reactions