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Pete Hegseth waited for a big round of applause from America’s top generals but it didn’t quite work out like that and it’s a fabulously funny, supremely satisfying watch

This 2011 Donald Trump quote about government shutdowns has come back to bite him – just in time for his shutdown

Pete Hegseth told a gathering of US generals they’ll be fired if they’re fat, and people couldn’t help wondering if he’s met his boss – 18 hefty reactions

Trump’s US labour department used an AI image to promote ‘making America skilled again and it was both deeply ironic and perfectly on-point – 17 favourite smackdowns

An ultra Maga told this Trump critic to get over it or ‘go home’ and ended up magnificently owned into next week

Democratic congressman Hakeem Jeffries used the humiliating truth to respond to Trump’s disgustingly racist AI mockery of him and Chuck Schumer

Trump’s energy department told staff not to use the words ’emissions’ or ‘climate change’ and got burned to a crisp – savage comebacks

Donald Trump’s been put in charge of a new international ‘Board of Peace’ and not everyone thought he was the ideal pick – 17 weapons grade takedowns

This eco-alert explainer for Americans went wildly viral for reasons which will presumably be obvious – 13 lip-smacking responses

A Norwegian’s challenge to Trump supporters to find a three-minute clip of him speaking coherently riled the Maga crowd – and stumped them

Nothing to see here …just the US President threatening to defund New York if they elect the ‘wrong’ mayor -15 scathing responses

Donald Trump’s hand-picked attorney to prosecute James Comey is woefully unqualified and yet totally on-point – 17 A++ responses that have already delivered a verdict

This American’s response to the country’s latest mass shooting is a grim snapshot of just how far the firearms debate has to go in the US

Hollywood agencies are ‘outbidding’ each other to sign up an AI actress and of all the award-winning responses the magnificent Ralph Ineson said it best

Donald Trump bragged about the 24-carat gold decor in the Oval Office, and the internet came up with some priceless takedowns