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Donald Trump told reporters he wants the DoJ to stop ‘wasting time’ on the Epstein Files, and the collective side-eye was visible from space – 17 incredulous responses

The White House shared this wildly misleading graphic and it’s proof they think Magas will believe anything (and they will)

A mega Maga shared their tale of a trip to the cinema to see Melania and just when you think it can’t get any funnier, it goes next level

A Maga ‘influencer’ shared her reaction to Billie Eilish’s ICE protest and the joke was very much on them – 9 crushing comebacks

A Las Vegas man said if only an American stood as an MP they’d be prime minister within five years – 13 homegrown smackdowns that make you proud to be British

Look out, Canada! China will take away your ‘ice-hockey’, according to Trump – 19 stinging slap shots

An American complained about the timing of the Australian Open tennis final and the entirety of the internet called him out

Donald Trump wants to build the world’s biggest arch in Washington DC, and we can’t imagine what he’s overcompensating for – 16 savage takedowns

Writer Joyce Carol Oates is coming for Elon Musk again with her devastating critique of him as a loser that ‘devalues’ every occasion just by being there

Of all the tributes to the late, great Catherine O’Hara, this savage ‘Home Alone 2’ tweet probably speaks for most of the world right now

The reviews are in for the ‘Melania’ documentary and they are as brutal as you’d hope – 16 absolutely savage takedowns more fun than the film

This fabulously straight-talking reporter had Donald Trump on the ropes and his wearily predictable response spoke volumes

An American shared their ‘full Paris experience’ and it had Europeans hollering into next year

Donald Trump couldn’t find Robert F Kennedy Jr and it’s a terrifying 15-second insight into the state of the White House right now

People are convinced Donald Trump doesn’t know where Melania is from and the more you watch it, the funnier it gets