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Trump has been wanging on again about China cancelling hockey, and Canadians just want him to get the puck out of their business

A Maga took aim at this American figure skater for being ‘woke’ and blew their own face off

An American complained about walking half a mile to a bar and these Brits wanted a stern word or two

Anti-ICE protestors in Minneapolis have got a brand new A++ (NSFW) chant and the whole of Britain is taking credit

A Maga tried to own the libs by doing this at the Super Bowl but it wasn’t the spectacular touchdown she thought it was

A Maga mum turned her back on Green Day for ‘doing politics’ and was brutally schooled to the moon and back

Tommy Robinson trolled an American Olympian for daring to disagree with Donald Trump and was owned into the next Olympiad

Donald Trump’s petulant rant about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance just made the rest of us enjoy it even more – 21 bona fide touchdowns

Elon Musk says he’s postponing his Mars project to focus on establishing a colony on the Moon, and the scepticism was visible from space – 17 ‘Sure, Jan’ responses

The White House blamed “a staffer” for posting that racist Obama video, but an obvious detail reveals a lot about the identity of the “staffer”

Hillary Clinton just challenged Congress to host a public Epstein hearing and people can’t get enough of it

Donald Trump appeared to forget the Congo president’s name and when you see what it is it gets even funnier

Melania Trump denied using the White House to promote her movie and the receipts came raining down to glorious effect

GB News doorstepped Billie Eilish after she dared criticise ICE and ended up brutally owned to LA and back

JD Vance was asked if he’d apologise to Alex Pretti’s family and his answer is a chilling glimpse into his soul, such as it is