US p.25

People think Donald Trump just confused Karoline Leavitt with Kellyanne Conway and it was a proper jaw-dropper, even for him

Donald Trump said it wasn’t safe for Iran to play at the World Cup in America and the entire internet showed him the red card

Donald Trump welcomed a 6 times Olympian but it wasn’t the first thing he noticed about her and it didn’t speak volumes, it yelled them

Hardly the first time we’ve heard Trump mumble his words but this is surely the most spectacular yet

This former DOGE staffer’s mortifying attempt to define DEI leapfrogs cringeworthy and goes straight to absurd – 22 resounding facepalms

Kash Patel has booked the UFC to train the FBI, and it’s the satirists we feel sorry for – 24 knockout reactions

Melania Trump got dragged into next year for calling herself a visionary. Bet she didn’t see that coming – 18 top takedowns

Donald Trump predicts that he’s about to ‘stop a ninth war’ but does it count if he’s the one who started it? 15 quick fire smackdowns

Donald Trump just officially endorsed boxing YouTuber Jake Paul for political office, so apparently it CAN get worse – 15 technical knockouts

Trump was asked if he’d take responsibility for the bombing of a school in Iran and his response was page one of the Trump playbook personified

A woman reporter dared to fact check Donald Trump to his face and his response is all you need to know about the man

Trump says he started the war with Iran to keep the US out of a war with Iran, in case you were worried he might not have a solid reason – 23 exasperated responses

Pete Hegseth’s September Pentagon budget of $93 billion included 22 million for lobster, steak, and doughnuts – and a 98k grand piano. 19 snappy comebacks

Marco Rubio wore ill-fitting shoes that Trump had given him, and Derek Guy’s subtle burn said it all without actual words

A Maga high-up said Donald Trump didn’t need Congress to go to war and was owned so brutally it hurts