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Tucker Carlson said he was ‘attacked and mauled by a demon’ whilst he was in bed – 17 diabolically funny takedowns

Elon Musk said Brits were like Hobbits when their Shire was invaded in Lord of the Rings and the entirety of the UK responded as one

CNN’s Daniel Dale did a whole lotta fact checking of Donald Trump’s 60 Minutes interview and it was simply magnificent

Donald Trump said he felt ‘very badly’ for the royal family over Andrew and the Epstein scandal and the entirety of the internet said the same thing

These 2016 guesses at what Trump might do to the White House seem a lot less far-fetched now

Magas said Donald Trump is a real man because he manspreads and of all the A++ comebacks this one really kicked ass

Donald Trump hosted a ‘Great Gatsby’ Halloween party and the Maga level of self-awareness just hit absolute zero – 17 totally on-the-money responses

Karoline Leavitt said she was horrified to learn that there was an Art Deco bathroom in the White House, and the eyerolls were visible from the Moon

Donald Trump was asked why he pardoned a crypto billionaire money launderer and his smugly self-satisfied response wasn’t the slam-dunk he thought it was

RFK Jr just did a rapid reverse ferret on his unfounded claim that Tylenol causes autism – 17 A++ responses to send Maga temperatures soaring

This Maga cultist told the Good Liars that life ‘begins at inception’, and their funny reaction was an absolute dream

Donald Trump wants to restart nuclear testing, in case you were hoping to get back into your insomnia habit – 19 explosive reactions

This woman brilliantly confronted JD Vance on Trump’s immigration policy and it was a salutary lesson in taking Maga down

Xi Jinping decided to keep his trap shut and just let Donald Trump humiliate himself and it worked like a dream

Donald Trump posted ‘South carerdddd’, and gave everyone ‘covfefe’ flashbacks – 22 favourite responses