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Donald Trump issued his must dos and must don’ts for pregnant woman and his unfortunate schoolboy error was the only lesson anyone needed

Maga cultist and anti-vaxxer Rob Schneider claimed there were no Children’s Hospitals when he was a kid – 17 sick burns

Trump tried to shut down a reporter whose question he didn’t like and her A++ response should be a lesson for White House correspondents everywhere

A French reporter with – gasp! – a French accent asked Donald Trump a question and his response totally nailed how his White House operates right now

A Swede posted a picture of how much cheese an average American eats and the whole of France replied as one

Karoline Leavitt told the press that Trump’s main priority is his golden ballroom, and we’re shocked …shocked, we tell you

Fox News said people were having to tighten their wallets but didn’t say why and their silence was simply deafening – 18 replies that have 100% beef

Pete Hegseth went up in a jet and these excitable Magas thought he was actually flying it and got hilariously dumped on from 40,000 feet

Stephen Miller said Robert De Niro hadn’t done anything worthwhile in 30 years and got thoroughly dragged – 17 rotten tomatoes

This influencer launched ‘Hot Girls for Cuomo’ without buying the URL, and whoever bagged it and turned it into a list of Cuomo allegations – take the rest of the week off

‘Secretary of War’ Pete Hegseth interrupted his busy schedule of body-shaming the armed forces to cosplay as a Top Gun fighter pilot – 17 reactions that took our breath away

Donald Trump took offence at being called ‘America’s third best president’ and these 13 smackdowns magnificently put him straight

Donald Trump is demanding $230 million of taxpayers’ money from the DOJ for having the audacity to investigate him – 19 votes of no confidence

A snowflake Maga cried foul at the left being ‘constantly crude’ and global supplies of irony just hit critical lows

Donald Trump Jr’s best defence of his dad against those ‘King Trump’ accusations was a self-own so vast you could see it from the moon