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Hardly the first time we’ve heard Trump mumble his words but this is surely the most spectacular yet

This former DOGE staffer’s mortifying attempt to define DEI leapfrogs cringeworthy and goes straight to absurd – 22 resounding facepalms

Kash Patel has booked the UFC to train the FBI, and it’s the satirists we feel sorry for – 24 knockout reactions

Melania Trump got dragged into next year for calling herself a visionary. Bet she didn’t see that coming – 18 top takedowns

Donald Trump predicts that he’s about to ‘stop a ninth war’ but does it count if he’s the one who started it? 15 quick fire smackdowns

Donald Trump just officially endorsed boxing YouTuber Jake Paul for political office, so apparently it CAN get worse – 15 technical knockouts

Trump was asked if he’d take responsibility for the bombing of a school in Iran and his response was page one of the Trump playbook personified

A woman reporter dared to fact check Donald Trump to his face and his response is all you need to know about the man

Trump says he started the war with Iran to keep the US out of a war with Iran, in case you were worried he might not have a solid reason – 23 exasperated responses

Pete Hegseth’s September Pentagon budget of $93 billion included 22 million for lobster, steak, and doughnuts – and a 98k grand piano. 19 snappy comebacks

Marco Rubio wore ill-fitting shoes that Trump had given him, and Derek Guy’s subtle burn said it all without actual words

A Maga high-up said Donald Trump didn’t need Congress to go to war and was owned so brutally it hurts

People reckon Trump is already looking for someone to blame the war on Iraq on – 17 brutally on-point responses

Donald Trump said it was more fun to sink ships than capture them and the Maga response is a terrifying sign of where we are now

Donald Trump was asked to clarify if it was the ‘beginning’ or the ‘end’ of the war and his answer totally nailed the state of the man and his presidency