US p.5

JD Vance said people don’t know “how bad the corruption is in Washington DC” – 14 people who reckon they have a pretty good idea

Trump supporter Caitlyn Jenner is upset she can’t use her passport anymore due to Trump’s anti-trans policies – 15 people relishing this episode of keeping up with the karma

NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani unveiled his plans to tax the mega rich by hitting their second homes and it’s annoyed all the right people in the best way

The White House declared the Strait of Hormuz is “completely open and ready for business” like it was some kind of victory – 14 people happy to rain on Trump’s parade

Donald Trump dismissed the Epstein survivors as ‘victims or whatever’ and it didn’t speak volumes, it bellowed them

Donald Trump said he’d ‘never heard of a corner store’ – 14 funniest and most on-point comebacks definitely worth ringing up

The governor of Mississippi took a bigoted swipe at the UK and these Brits’ magnificent comebacks will make you proud to be British

The US has cancelled its $11 million contract with a Catholic children’s charity, and the pettiness is visible from space

Emily Maitlis on Pete Hegseth quoting a ‘Bible verse’ from Pulp Fiction is two minutes very well spent

A Democratic congresswoman asked RFK Jr why he spends tax dollars to ‘drink milk, shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock’ instead of on vaccine messaging – 15 virtual rounds of applause

A Fox News reporter and mega Maga Lauren Boebert discussed why she’d refuse to meet ‘King George’, and history entered the chat

This wonderful clip of Douglas Adams and Tom Baker predicted AI assistants and the internet way back in 1990

Donald Trump said he’s about to end his ninth war and was fact checked til he farted – 13 all-conquering comebacks

Karoline Leavitt’s claim that gas prices have decreased under Trump collapsed like a combover in a wind tunnel at the slightest scrutiny

An American trolled Europe’s ‘third world buildings’ and was magnificently owned all the way back across the Atlantic