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Pete Hegseth went for a run with the troops and it’s unintentionally the funniest and most humiliating thing he’s ever done (wait for it!)

Donald Trump said soaring diesel prices was nothing to do with his Iran war and was fact checked ’til he farted

An American said they were shocked how rude Europeans are and these A++ comebacks will make you proud to be British

A Maga bigged up JD Vance for ‘humanising fatherhood’ and the entirety of the internet responded as one

This writer’s devastating takedown of Donald Trump is even more on the money now than when it was written

This American lawmaker’s epic takedown of ‘Putin-loving free speech imposter’ Nigel Farage will never fail to make our day better

Karoline Leavitt is joining Fox News, in case you were wondering what to nominate for Least Surprising Development of the Week

This Trump fan was asked for one good thing he’d done in his second term and it’s like the essence of Maga in 37 seconds flat

Robert De Niro’s NSFW message to Trump was already amazing, but it was made so much better by how much it riled the Maga cultists

The Maga cultist who insisted that life ‘begins at inception’ is still up there in the Good Liars Hall of Fame

Trump claimed to know more about everything than anybody in the world, and the world hasn’t stopped laughing

Petulant Trump published the phone number of the senator who’s blocking plans for permanent Daylight Savings and extra golf time – 24 top takedowns

Donald Trump’s latest unhinged Iran rant was eye-opening enough to listen to but written down it’s simply next level

Trump’s DoJ is investigating whether Nixon was a victim of ‘lawfare’, in case you were wondering how far through the looking glass the US has gone

To call Donald Trump’s Time interview ‘word salad’ would be an insult to words …and salads – 19 stunned reactions