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Karoline Leavitt claimed Donald Trump’s Davos speech got ‘rave reviews’ and the propaganda police made a citizen’s arrest

Nato’s Mark Rutte ruthlessly fact checked Donald Trump to his face and much more of this sort of thing please

An American woman shared their wonder at how much more we can drink over here and these Brits were only too happy to help – 17 funniest and most on-brand responses

CNN’s Kaitlan Collins asked Donald Trump if it was ‘mission accomplished’ on Greenland and his response didn’t speak volumes, it bellowed them

Magas have been desperately bigging up Trump’s Greenland ‘deal’ and were fact checked til they farted

Donald Trump told Davos they’d all be speaking German if it wasn’t for the US and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

Karoline Leavitt denied that Trump had mixed up Greenland and Iceland, then provable facts entered the chat – 19 frank rebuttals

Air Force One made an unexpected return to the airbase with Trump on board, and the mockery really took off – 22 funniest responses

Donald Trump kept calling Greenland ‘Iceland’ by mistake and it didn’t just speak volumes about his state of mind, it bellowed them

Danish troops have landed in Greenland to combat the threat from Donald Trump – 14 brutally on-point responses

Greenlanders have been trolling ‘American culture’ and the humour is even darker than an Arctic winter

This Greenland politician magnificently laid it on the line for Donald Trump and Americans everywhere and it’s simply magnificent

Trump’s rambling 90-minute ear assault about how great he is perfectly summed up his year back in government – 21 scathing responses

Donald Trump has been lying awake posting memes about taking Greenland, in case you were wondering how stable the genius is right now

Ed Davey just broke America with his devastating takedown of Donald Trump and it had everyone cheering