US p.4

Donald Trump claims to be one of the finest intellects in the history of the US, in case you wanted to cross Imposter Syndrome off the list of his problems

Turns out Trump’s administration doesn’t have a clue how insurance works and had the entire internet hollering into next week

The White House told people to shush, because ‘it will all work out well in the end’, but it didn’t work out well for them at all

This Maga bit back at people condemning Donald Trump’s desecration of the White House and ended up brutally owned

Dr Oz claims Trump keeps going back for medical tests because ‘he likes the results’, but the internet isn’t buying it – 26 sick burns

The White House tried to reassure Americans that it’ll all be okay in the end and had precisely the opposite effect – 14 crushing comebacks

Donald Trump tried to convince everyone that his four cognitive tests prove he has ‘extreme intelligence’, but reality begged to differ – 21 clapbacks

Trump’s top economic advisor said people are paying more for fuel because they’re just so optimistic about the future – 15 premium grade clap backs

This American made the mistake of not treating English mustard with the respect it deserves and it’s eye-wateringly hilarious

American anti-wokers tried to use AI to mock the idea of a woman president and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

This Democratic lawmaker’s A++ takedown of Donald Trump just went wildly viral and it’s 41 seconds of brutal beauty

Donald Trump said most Americans didn’t know how to spell ‘dumb’ and the comebacks really did write themselves

Maga lost it over the Democrats’ very NSFW comeback to Stephen Miller’s transphobic trolling, and there’s not enough irony in the world

RFK Jr picking up jittery snakes and repeatedly getting bitten tells us all we need to know about the fine minds in charge of the US right now

Elon Musk called Hitler a ‘hardcore Socialist’, and history wanted a quick word – 17 blistering corrections