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Donald Trump’s press ban just spectacularly blew up in his face and this is surely the most satisfying Trump speech you’ll ever watch

JD Vance tried to be funny and if we stank the place out this bad we wouldn’t leave home for a week

The White House launched Trump TV for all the Maga superfans, and the early reviews are as brutal as you’d expect – 17 top takes

Trump’s ‘new’ Greenland deal is the one the US made in 1951, and the facepalms were visible from Nuuk to the White House – 21 favourites

Elon Musk has been trying out a new comedy routine on Twitter by banging on about ‘Uranus’, and it’s a whole new level of cringe

Just when you thought Trump had hit peak ‘tinpot dictator’, he’s adding snipers and drone storage to his colossal arch – 24 devastating shots on target

Donald Trump just considered banning fishing and as a real-time indication of his mental state it’s hard to beat

Melania Trump’s post about the upcoming lavish White House state dinner was as far as it could get from reading the room – 17 fed-up reactions

We regret to inform you that RFK Jr is ‘looking at chemtrails’, and there’s not enough facepalm in the world – 26 scathing responses

A Maga audience member heckled the whole of Europe at this comedy gig in Poland and it ended just as well for them as you’d hope it would

Man who just found out there’s a b in dumb announces he’s a ‘high-IQ person’ – 18 brutal clapbacks

Donald Trump vowed to cut off Europe if Canada joins the EU and the whole of Europe responded as one

Ted Cruz warned that if Democrats take Congress they’ll ‘stop Trump’s agenda’, and the entire internet said “No shit, Sherlock!”

JD Vance’s plea for the US to give the Trump government ‘another chance’ wasn’t the winning midterms message he seemed to think – 24 votes of no confidence

The Brits’ replies to this Maga who said he’d been told not to wear his hat in London is best in class of this type of thing