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RFK Jr and Kid Rock teamed up to make a truly bizarre ‘Make America Healthy Again’ fitness vid and the reactions were a collective ‘WTF!?’

JD Vance proudly declared that Trump is ‘not Barack Obama’, and the internet said “No shit, Sherlock!” – 15 huuugely unflattering responses

Donald Trump said he’d been ‘totally exonerated’ on Epstein and reality had a question or two for the American president

Donald Trump claimed that Americans had never had it so good – ever – and it was a chinny reckon visible from the moon

Fox News just started doing Jeffrey Epstein jokes and they didn’t just plumb the depths, they went straight to the Mariana Trench

This American’s very specific take on the majesty of Cologne cathedral had Europeans hollering into next week

Trump said America’s lawmakers had better things to do than investigate Epstein and the entire internet begged to differ

America lectured Europe on press freedom and this European’s A++ comeback was simply magnificent

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s blistering 38-second takedown of Pam Bondi was so brutal you could almost feel sorry for her (not really)

This hard-hitting parody ‘Visit USA’ ad spotted on the London Underground definitely won’t do anything to reverse the tourism ‘Trump slump’

The White House posted images of Valentine’s Day candy hearts saying “Daddy’s Home” and the creepiness detector just exploded into smithereens

A mega Maga told Keir Starmer he definitely didn’t win a mandate and he was so confidently incorrect it hurts

Donald Trump said no other country than the US has mail-in ballots and was fact checked til he farted

Pam Bondi’s mind-boggling deflection from the Epstein Files had people wondering what they can get away with by citing the Dow – 21 Bondiesque excuses

RFK Jr explained why he’s not ‘scared of a germ’, and left everyone else needing a splash of mind bleach – 17 raised eyebrows