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“They call me the President of Europe” says man who has never been called the President of Europe

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Forget sharks and windmills – Captain Cognition has been wanging on about dangerous fish from China

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JD Vance said every major conflict ended with negotiation, and history entered the chat – 21 owns for the ages

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