Trump maths strikes again, as Don-Old claims 300 million people died from drugs last year – you can inject these 17 top responses into our veins

A Little Englander desperately tried to own this policeman and it was a magnificent self-own for the ages

Donald Trump said ‘smart people don’t like me’ and the entirety of the internet responded as one

You’ll need a strong stomach to watch this hilarious video of someone eating Surströmming – the most disgusting food in the world

Right-wingers just love this image of London packed with flag-waving Tommy Robinson supporters – complete with an iconic Paris landmark on show

Eric Trump told a far-fetched story about an old Jamaican man speaking to him ‘in broken English’ and got owned into next year

The Unite the Kingdom march almost achieved its supposed objective – 23 comments united in condemnation of Tommy Ten-Names’ cultists (NSFW)

A Christian ultra-patriot has released a song to soundtrack the Unite the Kingdom movement and there’s not enough side-eye in the world

This weird viral AI video of Jesus and Charlie Kirk has produced some God-tier responses

Donald Trump was asked about Charlie Kirk and his very Trumpian reply reminds you what really matters

This female politician refused to apologise to a “patronising” man for hushing her and the internet cheered

‘What job looks glamorous but is actually miserable?’ – 23 careers that look way better from the outside than they do from the inside

People can’t stop watching Donald Trump’s face during the 9/11 memorial and it prompted more health concerns and some wildly inappropriate jokes

‘What did you ask your parents as a child, but didn’t realise was vulgar?’ – 21 completely innocent but NSFW questions and comments

Donald Trump used Fox News to announce a Charlie Kirk shooting suspect was (probably) in custody and it was jaw-droppingly on brand – 13 totally on-point responses

These American protestors chanted ‘White man fight back!’ and ended up schooled into another dimension

You’d need a heart of stone not to be moved by this former ballerina with dementia, reliving Swan Lake when she hears the music

Jeremy Clarkson said he was worried what might happen to him because of his newspaper column and these 17 A++ comebacks surely say it all