Donald Trump told Fox News he wants his Russia-Ukraine peace negotiations to work so he can get into Heaven – 17 biblical takedowns

‘What don’t you miss about the late 90s to late 2000s?’ – 17 things people are happy to leave in the recent past

‘What’s your biggest claim to fame that nobody knows is yours?’ – 22 unlikely achievements that people haven’t taken the credit for

JD Vance wasn’t allowed at the grown-ups table during Zelensky’s White House summit and the internet raced to make him the punchline he is

Donald Trump claimed Washington DC’s restaurants have never been busier and these 19 Michelin-starred comebacks were simply delicious

Someone asked about the small things in Britain people find joy in – 23 tiny but hugely wholesome UK delights

Donald Trump thinks you have to bring your licence plate to vote – these 17 A++ responses have totally got his number

‘What hobbies attract the biggest assholes?’ – 19 activities with a tendency to attract the very worst of us

Donald Trump saw the upside of America going to war – 17 of the most damning and totally on-point responses

Jonathan Gullis said Brits shouldn’t fly the Palestinian flag and Adil Ray magnificently owned him into next year

Donald Trump’s response to this heartfelt plea for the youngest victims of the Ukraine war was so in character it hurts

Trump was frantically looking around for the Finnish president and the hilarious payoff was a proper jaw-dropper

A train traveller was worried the driver was going too fast and was hilariously schooled to the next station and beyond

This mega Maga reporter praised Volodymyr Zelenskyy for wearing a suit and his A++ comeback was simply magnificent

No-one did better than John Oliver to nail exactly how badly the Trump-Putin summit went for America (and democracy)

Marco Rubio said the Russia-Ukraine war had nothing to do with the US – 17 especially devastating and totally on-point comebacks

These Fox News hosts played directly into Gavin Newsom’s magnificent Twitter trolling of Donald Trump and the stunning hypocrisy is simply off the scale

Whichever MasterChef editor used this same terrifying image of Gregg Wallace 3 times in a minute, take the rest of the week off