What toddlers actually mean if you put their words through Google Translate

Darren Grimes seems to have gone full Farage, after police deny warning him against live surgeries for security reasons

Former Farage sidekick Paul Nuttall’s new role as deputy chair of Reform UK reminded people of this scathing Stewart Lee routine

17 things that people think are good for them, but are surprisingly unhealthy

The 5 stages of realising there are no tasty snacks left because your teenagers have eaten them all

Roy Keane’s beautifully passive-aggressive punishment for selfish parkers remains the perfect way to deal with them

‘Scent of a moron’

If you were a child in the ’70s or ’80s, how many of these 15 kids TV shows do you remember watching?

15 blessings we wish upon you to make your life just that little bit better

People shared ‘something that’s forever funny’ and this Peter Crouch misunderstanding hit the rest out of the park

People have been sharing the ‘sexiest non-sex scene ever’ and the answers steamed up Twitter – 15 responses from sexy to silly

A Netflix romance about an American student falling in love with her Oxford professor has got Brits furiously hot under the collar – 17 first degree burns

An errant deer turned a straightforward transcript into a hilariously sweary tangent – and it’s a classic of the genre

Surely the most WTF tennis shot you’ll see at this or any Wimbledon – so good we had to watch it 3 times to work out what happened

Somebody asked for jokes you physically can’t tell without cracking up and the answers will have you giggling like an idiot

Trump’s latest job figures weren’t the big-up Fox News was hoping for and their comedy reverse ferret is a supremely satisfying watch – 13 A++ responses

Diane Morgan’s hilarious speech at her honorary degree ceremony is a masterclass in how it should be done

A Maga mocked detainees headed for ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ and this A++ comeback totally nailed the state of Donald Trump’s USA right now