Donald Trump used three different phrases to describe the Iran war all in the same press conference so don’t worry, the US totally has this under control

‘What are some UK cardinal sins?’ – 21 things the British get understandably shirty about

Pete Hegseth laid out his very own brand of diplomacy strategy and it’s two parts terrifying, one part depraved, with a dash of insecurity to top it off

Someone asked which jobs would suit people who hate everyone, and these 17 fit the grumpy bill

Keir Starmer owned Nigel Farage so hard at PMQs that he and the rest of his Reform UK MPs walked out

What did you think was pretentious til you tried it and realised it was totally worth it? – 17 finer things very much worth the hype

Harry Hill’s tale of how Jamie Oliver once took great offence at TV Burp is a celebrity troll for the ages

An American journalist got his regnal numbers mixed up and made a right Charlie of himself – 19 historic reactions

Suella Braverman questioned global warming because it’s a bit chilly right now and was schooled to the moon and back

These young Americans were asked for their thoughts on Trump’s war on Iran and their answers didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

Three American warplanes were shot down with their own missiles and Donald Trump tried to turn it into a triumph – 14 heat-seeking smackdowns

People who talk on speakerphone in public, what’s your deal? – 17 possible explanations for the anti-social annoyance

Ipswich Town’s Nigel Farage own-goal was already bad enough but Norwich City’s A++ response really rubbed their faces in it

Donald Trump claims Iran gave him a very expensive present, but you don’t know it because it goes to another school – 22 generous helpings of chinny reckon

Ant Middleton fell for an obviously fake Keanu Reeves account’s anti-woke message, and went straight into public ownership – 17 savage takedowns

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Pam Bondi picked the absolute worst moment to turn to Donald Trump and it was a real eye-opener (just not for Trump)

An American ignored these Brits’ advice how much English mustard to use and paid the price in hilarious style