Simply 8 nice facts that will brighten up your day

JD Vance had a message for football fans coming to the US for the World Cup and it was a shocking own-goal visible from space

This South Park clip about Trump’s deportation policy is savagely brilliant

Mark Carney’s hilariously expressive face told the full story of Trump’s wild ramblings – 17 favourite reactions

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Mark Carney told Trump in no uncertain terms that Canada’s not for sale, and the internet was very much here for it

‘What’s something people find obvious you only just figured out?’ – 17 belated lightbulb moments

Donald Trump’s bizarre ‘dolls and pencils’ rant got all the responses it deserved – 17 totally on-point takedowns

Pete Hegseth declared a ‘less generals, more GIs’ policy for the American military and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Elon Musk properly shocked Jesse Watters with his apocalyptic revelation and we don’t know which one is the bigger plank

Emma Willis talked ‘barebacking’ on This Morning and the look on Rylan Clark’s face spoke for the nation

Reform UK ruled that their councils will only fly the Union and St. George’s flags, and the internet showed its colours

Reform UK voters were furious at this analysis of people who voted for Nigel Farage and their responses speak volumes

Is this way of cutting pizza an abomination or a work of genius?

Donald Trump was called out over his Pope joke that blew up in his face and his response tells you all you need to know about the man

Never forget this wholesome Internet Hall of Famer – ‘Earth sandwich’

Trump has once again demonstrated his non-existent grasp of economics by insisting that the US is ‘saving hundreds of billions of dollars’ by not trading with China

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