Kristi Noem will become the ‘Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas’ on the first of April, and the internet brought its best burns – 18 funny favourites

‘What’s the most unhinged advice you’ve ever received?’ – 21 so-called pearls of wisdom to make you run a mile

George Monbiot on why Britain shouldn’t get dragged into Trump’s war on Iran is brilliantly done and essential viewing for anyone who might think otherwise

Charlie Stayt just brutally schooled Kemi Badenoch after she said the RAF was ‘just hanging around’ the Iran war and people loved him for it

‘What’s the fastest ‘yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends’ moment you’ve ever had?’ – 21 people who will never be a good pal

‘What was the moment that made you realise you absolutely had to leave a job?’ – 19 people who just couldn’t take it anymore

Poor people who have dated rich people, what did you learn? – 17 lessons on how the other half live

This Brit reporter wasn’t taking Pete Hegseth’s ‘no’ for an answer and more of this sort of thing please

This magnificent takedown of James Cleverly over Iran didn’t just have the Question Time audience applauding

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There’s something truly cultish about this gang of pastors praying over Trump, and the irony wasn’t lost on the internet – 21 heavenly takedowns

Andrew Tate was detained trying to enter Dubai so he wouldn’t ‘miss out’ on the war, and everybody’s schadenfreude meters exploded

Kristi Noem hands in her key to the cosplay chest, as Trump sacks her from Homeland Security – 21 approving nods

What’s a survival myth popularized by movies that would actually get you killed in real life? – 17 hacks you shouldn’t try at home

Karoline Leavitt complained that the US gave ‘free’ weapons to Ukraine and got fact-checked into the stratosphere

Stephen Miller bragged that the White House is not fighting a ‘politically correct’ war and it’s not the flex he thinks it is

Karoline Leavitt was asked to explain Iran’s ‘imminent threat’ to the US and her answer (such as it was) didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

You don’t have to be an animal lover to enjoy this Republican senator’s epic takedown of Trump’s homeland security chief Kristi Noem