People are sharing what they think are the best tweets of all time – 18 of the funniest, filthiest contenders to help you forget the world is screwed

Donald Trump whined that the UK is no longer a great ally and accused Keir Starmer of trying “to join wars after we’ve already won” – 20 responses to make you proud to be British

A right-wing professor criticised the ‘grotesque’ clothing choices of modern women and was given a proper dressing down – 17 stylish comebacks

Which facts make other people angry? – 17 pieces of information that somehow make people see red

Nigel Farage’s boast that Reform UK raised the most money in 2025 just reminded people that it’s the billionaires’ favourite

An optical illusion has got people very confused about which way this horse is walking through the snow. What can you see?

This etiquette expert claims it’s good manners to eat cornflakes with a fork, but the internet’s just not swallowing it – 17 crisp clapbacks

Donald Trump was asked if Americans should now worry about attacks at home and his unbelievably heartless answer would put even Lord Farquaad to shame

Andrew Tate posted a video about “crossing the desert” to Dubai but luckily a dignified camel was there to mock him to his face on our behalf

Ben Stiller told the White House to remove ‘Tropic Thunder’ from its moronic Iran war video, but his replies to MAGAs in the comments are the real box office gold

Donald Trump used a football team celebration to share made-up facts about the Iran war and it was a massive own goal

Pete Hegseth said Trump had redrawn the global map to create a ‘Greater North America’ and set global alarm bells ringing

Donald Trump said he’s going to attack Cuba next and there’s a new dictionary definition of hiding in plain sight

Somebody asked if anyone had ever had a ‘famous neighbour’ and the answers were (mainly) very entertainingly Z-list

This video of ‘the guy who shot Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai’ is today’s funniest thing (and boy do we all need it right now)

‘What’s something you stopped doing and it surprisingly made your life better?’ – 21 ways quitting is actually winning

‘What’s the daftest thing people have to pay for?’ – 23 incredibly unfair ways people reckon they’re being fleeced

The White House bigged up its war on Iran with a Hollywood movie mashup and it utterly beggared belief – 15 zero-star reviews