The French cybercrime police raided the Paris offices of X, and there’s enough schadenfreude to power the web – 23 top reactions

CNN’s Kaitlan Collins asked Trump about Epstein survivors and he told her she should smile more, if you were wondering how White House misogyny was going – 17 gobsmacked takedowns

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Donald Trump wants Republicans to ‘take over the voting’ and there’s not enough red fabric in the world to stitch together a warning flag

Turning Point USA just announced their alternate Super Bowl halftime show and it’s the saddest concert lineup ever

How Donald Trump referred to Epstein Island raised eyebrows all over the internet – 13 more than one word responses

What’s the nosiest question you’ve ever been asked? – 17 prying queries that went a bit too far

Someone wondered if adult movie stars ever settled down and got married and James Blunt’s note perfect response beat all-comers

Lucy Connolly suggested people would be ‘offended’ by her Sunday roast and this A++ comeback was all gravy

Only smell-o-vision will clear up what really ended this Trump meeting but it’s a very funny watch whatever the truth

What is the coolest thing you’ve ever done in your life? – 17 amazing moments where life peaked

This Fox News presenter’s tale of a ‘packed out’ Melania screening was undone by a schoolboy error so basic it hurts

A TikToker thought she’d spotted something unique to New Zealand on the bus, and the sarcastic replies were a whole hilarious journey

The Guardian’s hilariously brutal review of the Melania movie was already good but the ‘correction and clarification’ was next level

Andrew Tate tried to clamber onto some sort of moral high ground over Epstein and was magnificently owned into next year

A Fox News host claimed that Melania should get an Oscar, and she deserves an award of her own for keeping a straight face

Bruce Springsteen has released an ICE protest song called ‘Streets of Minneapolis’, and it’s got right under Donald Trump’s extremely thin skin

The usual suspects losing it over the idea of Lupita Nyong’o playing Helen of Troy turned the internet into the place that launched a thousand quips – 17 favourites