Donald Trump said America didn’t have talent and his entire Maga base did the world’s biggest double take

Donald Trump wants to send troops to Chicago to boost a shopping centre that doesn’t exist, if you were wondering how the US is doing

Who should speak to aliens on the world’s behalf? – 17 suitable ambassadors in the event of first contact

Kim Kardashian is fuming that the psychics who predicted she’d pass the bar exam got it wrong. Bet you didn’t see that coming

Amazon can’t figure out how to bring Bond back from the dead, but you only live twice, right? – 27 ready-made solutions

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Donald Trump tried to defend his 50-year mortgage idea and even Fox News was moved to correct him – 15 totally on-point responses

13 times people tried to sell something online and ended up seriously regretting it

The White House just found more space to desecrate and the latest solid gold addition might be its worst – 17 24-carat reviews

This Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End scene must surely be cinema’s coolest death

Chef Reactions’ NSFW review of this ‘marry me pasta’ dish was utterly brutal, but still not harsh enough to describe the culinary shenanigans

Elon Musk started posting movie reviews after he was trolled as a ‘culture free zone’ and it’s a 5-star cringefest

Somebody asked about things people misunderstood until way too far into adulthood – 23 grown-ups who should have known better

An American trolled the whole of the ‘failing state’ UK because he had a rubbish time at Heathrow and these Brits simply weren’t having it

We’re still waiting for Garron Noone’s NSFW response to a $6.2 million banana to earn him a fortune

Professional chefs were asked about the biggest mistakes made by home cooks – 20 culinary crimes to avoid

This author’s A++ trolling of Elon Musk was already next level but the coup de grace was simply epic

A Netflix viewer was furious this moment of its new 19th century drama was unnecessarily diverse – 14 A++ comebacks that all get 5-star reviews