Donald Trump told reporters he wants the DoJ to stop ‘wasting time’ on the Epstein Files, and the collective side-eye was visible from space – 17 incredulous responses

Somebody asked if it was okay ‘to use the same towel after a shower more than once’ and the replies revealed a disturbing range of hygiene habits

Donald Trump denied having anything to do with the Republicans’ shock Texas election defeat but reality begged to differ – 17 A++ responses to help jog his memory

The White House shared this wildly misleading graphic and it’s proof they think Magas will believe anything (and they will)

If this all-time-great LBC caller wasn’t pranking everyone with hilariously unconvincing fake voices, we’ll eat our hats

Donald Trump said he’s closing the Kennedy Center for ‘revitalisation’ but like tickets for the Melania movie, no-one’s buying it

Donald Trump said not only will the Epstein files absolve him but he might sue the Epstein estate for ‘political harm’ – 17 A++ responses

A mega Maga shared their tale of a trip to the cinema to see Melania and just when you think it can’t get any funnier, it goes next level

A Maga ‘influencer’ shared her reaction to Billie Eilish’s ICE protest and the joke was very much on them – 9 crushing comebacks

A Las Vegas man said if only an American stood as an MP they’d be prime minister within five years – 13 homegrown smackdowns that make you proud to be British

This man’s magnificent takedown of Tommy Robinson and his spleen-busting supporters had everyone cheering

Look out, Canada! China will take away your ‘ice-hockey’, according to Trump – 19 stinging slap shots

Laura Kuenssberg’s Zack Polanski ‘gotcha’ wasn’t the slam-dunk she thought it was – 13 business class comebacks

An American complained about the timing of the Australian Open tennis final and the entirety of the internet called him out

Lee Anderson pretended his breakfast fry-up was a ‘cultural thing’ and ended up totally roasted – 17 calorific comebacks

Liz Truss spouting Trumpian nonsense about a supposed far-left armed insurrection in the US was more than even Andrew Neil could handle

Joey Barton’s tweet about giving football fans a bit of ‘rest bite’ had people dusting off their favourite malapropisms. These 17 were second to nun

Donald Trump wants to build the world’s biggest arch in Washington DC, and we can’t imagine what he’s overcompensating for – 16 savage takedowns