Keir Starmer said ‘sausages’ instead of hostages, and got absolutely smoked – 29 bangers

Great British Bake Off is back on our screens – 28 delicious memes, handshakes and soggy bottoms

Nadine Dorries accused Angela Rayner of getting ‘owt for nowt’ and the entirety of the internet replied as one

Donald Trump gave $100 to a supermarket shopper and of all the on-point responses this one shone brightest

One ‘woke’ Kamala Harris supporter debated 20 Donald Trump supporters and these two arguments were especially wild

Someone asked why humans stopped building wonders, and a lot of people begged to differ – 22 favourite examples

A glimpse into the mindset of this Donald Trump supporter had people hollering into next week

People have been sharing tales of extraordinary good fortune and these 19 will have you nipping out for a scratch card

Elon Musk’s attempt to own the libtards wasn’t the slam dunk he thought it was and blew up in his face

This fabulous note left ‘from one dad to another’ on a campsite is both the loveliest and most terrifying thing we’ve seen today

The magnificent Kate Beckinsale had a NSFW message for the Daily Mail after it doorstepped her mum and had everyone cheering

People have been sharing their ‘WTF are you doing?!’ moments after they moved in with a partner – 25 properly jaw-dropping tales

Nobody in history has ever been as excited about cow manure as this young Irish farmer and it’s brilliant

‘What are the new millennial mid-life crisis trends since none of us can afford a sports car?’ – 23 signs you’re getting on a bit

Donald Trump claimed he can fix the miserable, unsafe, unhealthy lives of American women, and everybody’s irony meters exploded

Great British Bake Off is back, and we’ve cooked up a bingo card to whet your appetite

Stalkers on standby as Elon Musk targets the block function again – 18 less-than-enthusiastic responses

A bigoted troll took aim at Kirsten Dunst and of all the totally on-point comebacks this one really hit home