If only every Tinder exchange went as well as this one

13 of the funniest and most brutal takedowns of the week

A manager was shocked their new hire wasn’t available for an out of hours 8am meeting and got just the response they deserved

Nicola Sturgeon’s frank and NSFW assessment of Boris Johnson is an insult to ‘f***ing clowns’

The next level answers to this Dublin radio quiz are a very funny listen

This fabulous clip of the Queen clocking the Turkish First Lady’s shoes has just gone wildly viral again and it’s a throwback to a simpler age

Ben Affleck’s iconic Armageddon commentary has gone into orbit again and it always hits the target

There’s a special popcorn bucket for the new Dune movie and it sent everyone’s mind straight into the gutter

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Someone said the new Dune poster ‘looks like a giant Chihuahua chasing tiny people’ and once seen, it’s never unseen

Forget Candle in the Wind – Elton John really demonstrated his genius by turning Richard E. Grant’s oven instructions into a song

The Army head’s suggestion of bringing back conscription absolutely tanked – 19 favourite funny reactions

This baffling New York Magazine entertainments update generates far more questions than it answers

This collection of Greg Davies’ funniest stories on The Graham Norton Show is a proper treat

The prospect of conscription coming back sent this old Louie Spence clip viral and it’s a nostalgic treat

People have been sharing their favourite Bob Mortimer clips and every one’s a winner

A woman recorded the things her fiancee says in his sleep and it got people sharing the weird things their partners say

Comedian Lorna Rose has posted her ‘audition’ to be a Doctor Who assistant, and it’s wonderful