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Donald Trump claimed he can fix the miserable, unsafe, unhealthy lives of American women, and everybody’s irony meters exploded

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Stalkers on standby as Elon Musk targets the block function again – 18 less-than-enthusiastic responses

A bigoted troll took aim at Kirsten Dunst and of all the totally on-point comebacks this one really hit home

People are naming the songs they would ban at their wedding, and Olly Murs had the best suggestion

An Andrew Tate fanboy listed all the ‘men’s things women had invaded’ and ended up owned into a galaxy far, far away

CNN set a Capitol-sized elephant trap for JD Vance and he walked right into it

Liz Truss has been wittering on about her mini budget again – and these 19 clapbacks were exactly what she deserved

This American confused why this Harvard student went there for nothing is a fabulously funny read and deserves a degree course all of its own

This Trump truther’s Kamala Harris takedown wasn’t the slam dunk they thought and was schooled into next year

21 weird items of Donald Trump merchandise to show that the grift is real

Clucking JD Vance was wanging on about how Kamala Harris had pushed up prices and it was a n-eggs-t level self own

Liam Gallagher said he’d buy people’s Oasis tickets back off them if they didn’t rate his voice and this totally on-song comeback was simply magnificent

Barry Norman’s characteristically dry review of Grease is the one that you want

Jack Robbins and Sasha Spielberg have collaborated on a hilarious short film to prove nepo babies can make art without help from their parents

Somebody’s released a criminally cringeworthy song about Trump, and the Liar-in-Chief is claiming it’s No.1 on every chart

21 myths about things being “bad for you” that drive people crazy