Japan invented a beer glass to make you drink more slowly – 16 sobering reactions

‘What would be your ‘That’s it, I’m leaving Britain’ moment?’ – 21 straws to break the camel’s back

Did David James really turn pantomime villain by saving a young lad’s shot on goal – twice? Oh yes he did!

This spoof video giving tips on how to ‘get out of shape’ is hilariously relatable

Just when Vernon Kay couldn’t get any more Partridge, Jeremy Vine totally aced him

Donald Trump’s McDonald’s stint promised this uber Maga to pay a visit and it’s the funniest, wildest tale you’ll read this week

Someone said you can’t just post random numbers and expect people to understand, and the internet begged to differ – 18 numerical memory joggers

Liam Gallager’s been showing off his new Berghaus jacket and whoever spotted this over at Lidl, give them the rest of the week off

A guy shared his ‘poop stats’ for the year so far, and it turns out this is something people keep track of? (NSFW)

Stop the search! We’ve found the world’s worst superhero models – and they’re oddly spectacular

The New York Times Pitchbot account just keeps knocking it out of the park – 19 funny (and accurate) favourites

Trump showing off his French fry certification pin while visiting a Hurricane Helene-ravaged town earns him a Read the Room pin to go with it

This thread of ‘classical paintings reimagined as relatable memes’ is an absolute masterpiece

‘What’s a sign to leave a party that not a lot of young people know?’ – 23 moments when you should make a swift exit

This conservative Aussie politician’s message of support for Donald Trump just won self-own of the year

Donald Trump’s ‘shift’ at McDonald’s wasn’t all it appeared and the New York Magazine’s A++ headline surely said it best

People are convinced Tess Daly doesn’t know how to clap and now we can’t stop watching

Puritanical Speaker Mike Johnson deserves an award for squirming as he struggled to avoid addressing Trump’s crude Arnold Palmer comments