Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

This joke flew so far over Zia Yusuf’s head it went into orbit and just made Reform UK’s defeat even sweeter

Nigel Farage went straight to Trumpian accusations of cheating because the Greens kicked Reform’s arse in the Gorton and Denton by-election

There’s not enough facepalm in the world to handle JD Vance claiming to be the coolest VP in US history – 21 strong rebuttals

Lucy Connolly seemed to blame London’s crazy drink prices on Sadiq Khan, and the delicious owns had us raising a glass – 17 of the best

The White House just froze a whole bunch of medical care and it’s a proper jaw dropper – 15 totally on-point responses

21 of the funniest and most eye-opening ‘Low Stakes Conspiracies’ on Reddit

JD Vance explained why the US is threatening Iran and it was an eye-opening case of deja vu all over again

Someone asked for people’s ‘funniest celebrity moments’ and this fabulous Robbie Williams’ heist beat all-comers

‘What’s the most unsettling thing a child has ever said to you?’ – 19 uncomfortable truths out of the mouths of babes

Injuries reported at Japan’s ‘Naked Festival’, which thankfully isn’t as NSFW at the name suggests

People over 40 have been sharing what mattered in the long run, and what didn’t – 17 priorities to learn from before it’s too late

The Team USA ice hockey captain’s A++ response to Donald Trump’s sexist joke was the sort of statesmanship Trump can only dream of

Paul Scholes said he doesn’t have the attention span to watch films, and Paddy McGuinness’s face was a picture

Dagenham & Redbridge just signed a player called Nortei Nortey and everyone is making the same joke

Piers Morgan had the very best response to Tommy Robinson’s bigoted trolling and had everyone cheering

‘When did you realise you were dating an idiot?’ – 21 people unable to hide their monumental dumbness

A Reform UK-er asked if people liked Jeremy Clarkson and James May’s A++ response beat all-comers