This story about Queen Elizabeth II apparently refusing to fire a royal footman for punching a young Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor speaks volumes

Reform UK’s Robert Jenrick got a right kicking on TV over his political flip-flopping and watching him squirm makes for delicious viewing

What’s something from the 2000s that disappeared without anyone noticing? – 17 parts of life that mysteriously vanished

What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? – 17 utterly bizarre pieces of medical feedback

Somebody asked for family-friendly jokes that always crack people up – 22 safe but still hilarious gems

Nothing to see here. Just Donald Trump telling the inaugural Board of Peace forum that he doesn’t like ‘young, handsome men’, because he likes women

People discovered that 12 per cent of Americans think Joan of Arc was married to Noah, and the mockery was biblical – 19 favourites

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Elon Musk suggested that people share their medical records with Grok, and even Grok said that was a big, fat no-no

JD Vance’s attempt at a joke about AOC caused levels of tumbleweed previously unseen by human eyes, and her comeback absolutely smoked him

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on his 66th birthday, and the internet went into complete meltdown – 37 majestic reactions

This woman’s unexpected reason for not voting Green is the most gloriously British thing you’ll see this week

You surely won’t see a funnier photo finish at the Winter Olympics or any race, anywhere

This sports presenter’s blistering take on racism in football after the latest on-field outrage is an important, essential watch

‘Is there something you heard/saw/read once that now lives rent-free in your head?’ – 21 annoyingly unforgettable experiences

Whoever did this week’s especially on-point Private Eye cover, take the rest of the week off

This hilariously sarcastic and well-informed Bedford Council comeback is a masterclass in handling bigots

This magnificent own of Nigel Farage went missing but has since been restored for your viewing pleasure and it’s brilliant