Surely the most disconcerting Tinder opening gambit you’ll read this week

This classic clip of Dave Allen on religion and atheism has resurfaced and it’s a joy

James Blunt had a (NSFW) message for people who shout ‘You’re Beautiful’ at him and if only every celeb was so honest

100 people said the Daily Star had today’s best front page – and then Les Dennis made it even better

It takes 49 seconds to watch this Sky Sports man turn into a train but it is absolutely first class

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

This dog went full ‘This is Sparta!’ on the family cat and couldn’t believe his own bravery

This 39-second egg-themed ‘motivational’ voicemail from a boss didn’t exactly have his worker scrambling to get ready

Roseanne Barr’s NSFW introduction for ‘magador’ Donald Trump was the most surreal 2024 campaign moment so far

Piers Morgan said he could ‘destroy Louis Theroux in 30 seconds’ and Theroux’s comeback was a total knockout

Really glad we managed to get hold of the first cut of this year’s John Lewis Christmas ad

GB News wasn’t happy with the John Lewis Christmas ad and it’s the very definition of irritating all the right people

These people were furious there’s ‘no dad’ in the John Lewis Christmas ad and their response was A++

It looks like this Manchester United fan might have been a tiny bit disappointed with their latest result

Ivanka Trump gave evidence in her dad’s fraud case – these 17 objections were sustained

The unexpected plot twist in this giant trawler catch is today’s most jaw-dropping thing

These Irish football fans outside a Victoria’s Secret has just gone wildly viral again and it’s 25 seconds very well spent

Nick Robinson’s brutal takedown of Nadine Dorries was already good – and then came his payoff