Someone did the maths to prove that crinkle crankle (really) walls use fewer bricks than straight ones – but it was the name that blew minds

19 enormous red flags from actual first dates

Simply 23 of the most interesting, unusual and just lovely to look at maps from ‘Map Porn’ on Reddit

Simply 27 fabulously satisfying examples of people incorrectly correcting others and landing flat on their face

Whichever reporter shouted this fabulously brutal question to Suella Braverman deserves all the awards

‘Britain’s Strictest Headmistress’ has got the hump with the John Lewis Christmas ad and this is the only response you need

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks that went viral this week

24 hilarious direct hits on the Cybertruck’s ugly rear end

Surely the most disconcerting Tinder opening gambit you’ll read this week

This classic clip of Dave Allen on religion and atheism has resurfaced and it’s a joy

James Blunt had a (NSFW) message for people who shout ‘You’re Beautiful’ at him and if only every celeb was so honest

100 people said the Daily Star had today’s best front page – and then Les Dennis made it even better

It takes 49 seconds to watch this Sky Sports man turn into a train but it is absolutely first class

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

This dog went full ‘This is Sparta!’ on the family cat and couldn’t believe his own bravery

This 39-second egg-themed ‘motivational’ voicemail from a boss didn’t exactly have his worker scrambling to get ready

Roseanne Barr’s NSFW introduction for ‘magador’ Donald Trump was the most surreal 2024 campaign moment so far

Piers Morgan said he could ‘destroy Louis Theroux in 30 seconds’ and Theroux’s comeback was a total knockout