The government put out a video where parents talk about free breakfast clubs and, oh boy, a lot of people are mad about the answers

Zohran Mamdani called Trump a fascist in the Oval Office, with Trump’s permission – 20 priceless responses to the president’s love-in

Gordon Ramsay had the only reasonable response to this baffling recycled pizza recipe

Trump’s trade secretary told Magas they just had to wait – and wait – for the good times to roll and it’s fair to say these people weren’t buying it

The White House shared their official definition of a lawful military command and people think it exposed their regime for what it really is

Somebody asked call centre workers about the weirdest things they’d heard while on hold – 23 people who forgot someone was listening in

‘What is the most expensive thing you’ve ever bought but never used?’ – 21 regrettably pricey purchases

JD Vance said Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize and his timing was so impeccably awful it was brilliant

CNN’s Kaitlin Collins fact-checked Karoline Leavitt to her face and the White House press secretary’s response (such as it was) spoke volumes

Emily Maitlis’s A++ dissection of Donald Trump’s outrageous ‘quiet, piggy’ comment will surely not be bettered

‘What is a disturbing truth that you know?’ – 21 things you might wish you never learned

It took a comedian on Question Time to nail exactly how people feel about Boris Johnson’s Covid response and Zoe Lyons was totally on the money

The bilious fury with which these men trolled a woman who dared share her doctorate is a grim snapshot of social media right now

A bloke complained about the lack of fuss around International Men’s Day and these stellar women surely said it best

A Maga manbaby trolled a woman for wanting to be called doctor and her A++ reply bodied him straight into A+E

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

An American complained women no longer look like they did ‘in the 90s’ and was owned into next year – 13 properly pumping comebacks

Elon Musk claims people manipulated Grok into paying him delusional compliments with ‘adversarial prompting’ – 17 straight-talking fact-checks