Stable genius news: Donald Trump thinks Habeas Corpus is a person – 17 top takedowns

Portland residents twerking in inflatable costumes at an immigration centre must be the best protest happening right now – and possibly ever

‘What’s an unspoken “guy rule” that you think should probably die out already?’ – 15 toxic beliefs that should have been left in the Stone Age

Probably the best cautionary tale about being really, really careful when filling out forms

This deinfluencer’s hilariously honest review deserves some sort of award

Pam Bondi threw a next-level hissy fit during her senate hearing but her schoolyard insults instead of answers only prompted more questions about Trump

Trump’s homeland security chief Kristi Noem visited ‘war ravaged’ Portland and the footage was unintentionally hilarious – 17 takedowns direct from ‘Noem-ans Land’

Mike Graham said these protestors putting up flags outside Gary Neville’s hotel was ‘brilliant’ but everyone else saw a humiliating self-own visible form space

Donald Trump’s been lashing out at ‘low IQ’ Democrats over the government shutdown and the fact they’re all women isn’t the only thing they have in common – 17 totally on-point clapbacks

If you ever needed proof that there’s basically America and then there’s the rest of the world then it’s this TikToker’s ‘butter hack’, an absolute brain melter

27 of the funniest times that Scottish Twitter went to the absolute next level

27 of the funniest and most awfully unfortunate instances of ‘good taste but awful execution’ from Reddit

Kemi Badenoch said Terry Pratchett was her favourite author and Pratchett’s daughter’s A++ comeback was the perfect final word

We feel bad for laughing so much at this wonderful clip of Dick and Dom and the girl who wanted a pony

Someone used this image of a stately home to remember when ‘we used to be a proper country’ and these A++ comebacks were all a class apart

Lord Heseltine’s description of ‘the populist extremism of Farage’ has people shocked to find they completely agree with a Tory

Nick Ferrari wasn’t letting Kemi Badenoch’s plans for the civil service go and even people who don’t like Nick Ferarri were cheering

A proud Little Englander asked if people agreed with the message on this bus stop ‘ad’ and the self-own was so epic they surely can’t be serious