Colin from Portsmouth wished everyone a Merry Christmas. Well, not everyone …

You need to zoom in on this contract Dean Smith is signing (he’s a football manager but that’s not important) because it’s an absolute treat

This viral video of an ‘intern’ who incurred an enormous (and enormously unnecessary) expense is a wild ride from start to finish

Sheridan Smith was in a different type of drama when she got stuck in a lift with Stephen Fry

Keir Starmer’s PMQs question about child homelessness sends a furious Rishi Sunak wildly viral

26 ‘They didn’t think it through’ moments from r/CrappyDesign

Rishi Sunak took a thorough savaging from Chris Bryant at PMQs – and his response gets an F

Here’s a rather unlikely video of The Nolans covering a song by The Smiths. You’re welcome!

If you’re on the Naughty List, Santa makes you listen to Cilla Black trying to be a Christmassy Carmen Miranda

People are sharing terrible first dates that were so bad they’re funny – 17 nightmare match-ups

Donald Trump is giving away pieces of his arrest suit with his Mug Shot Edition NFTs. Seriously – who’s writing this stuff?

There’s a very well camouflaged snow leopard somewhere in this picture and it’s melting brains everywhere

James Cleverly’s nonsensical answer why Rishi Sunak’s Rwanda policy will now work is even more jaw-dropping written down

This already had us facepalming into next week … and then along comes the payoff

This supercut of Rishi Sunak not recalling anything at the Covid inquiry is a damning, infuriating watch

Colleagues and fans pay tribute to actor Andre Braugher after his tragic death, aged 61

14 favourite reactions to whatever was going on with Ron DeSantis’s freaky boots

Dreading party season? These 31 introvert memes might be more up your street