Laurence Fox asked for any ‘dinghies returning back to the continent’ and this reply was A++

Martin Compston reckons this is the ‘greatest colonoscopy story ever told’ and the payoff is A++

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

A landlord called LBC to insist that tenants have ‘never had it so good’ and got the reactions you’d expect

This hilarious takedown of a ‘sugar daddy’ scammer is a proper hall of famer

What could be better in October than a haunted house meme? 19 spooktacular examples

Lara Trump’s Tom Petty cover is a real heartbreaker for music lovers – 17 one-star reviews

People enjoyed Greggs’ trolling of Kylian Mbappé after a Geordie fan said this about Newcastle’s Champions League win over PSG

These customers reacting to a cafe unexpectedly rolling out the red carpet is 38 seconds of pure joy

The takedown of this Christian who is against gay marriage is simple but brutally effective (if only he realised it)

This video of Star Trek scenes but with added farts is childish but so very funny

The interim Speaker’s gavel game is eccentric, to say the least – 14 comments that absolutely smashed it

Cardiff Museum illustrated exactly why you should keep your hands off the exhibits and it’s a fascinating insight

Furious Jeremy Kyle being forced to eat his own words is a supremely satisfying watch

David Beckham turned detective after Victoria said she was ‘working class’ and the hilarious payoff is just magnificent

23 of the best (and sort of worst) animal jokes you’ve been telling us

JOE’s Trainspotting-themed call-out of the Tory record is nothing short of brilliant

The first rule of Stand Up and Fight Club is ‘Don’t let Penny Mordaunt write her own speeches’ – 21 funny reactions