Eyes down for Trump BS Bingo, as he claims he ended the war between Kosovo and ‘Servia’ – 17 generous helpings of chinny reckon

People have been sharing the ‘small things they really really love’, and it’s exactly the wholesome and uplifting read we all need right now – 28 delightful favourites

Rupert Lowe’s new party would use ‘mass deportation’ to solve the ‘un-British’ problem of people listening to loud music on trains – 19 massive facepalms

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

What’s something everyone thinks is normal, but you’re actually terrified of? – 17 everyday things that give people the heebie-jeebies

Al Murray’s fabulous old Spanish phrase book with ‘magnificently low expectations of Spain’ is just wonderful

Nicki Minaj proudly showed off her Trump signed bible and it was not the flex she thought it was – 15 heaven sent replies

‘What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard at work?’ – 21 comical tales to get you through another week in the office

‘What is a basic adult skill that your brain just literally refuses to learn?’ – 21 abilities that are inexplicably hard to master

Donald Trump responded to record low polling numbers by selling a $500 ‘Trump Watch’ and everyone agrees it’s time for him to go

These Americans didn’t realise they were trolling an Aussie ‘John Davidson’ over the Baftas controversy and the way he handled it was just magnificent

‘What are some social obligations that women commonly have that men usually don’t?’ – 23 areas we still haven’t managed to reach equality

The US Women’s hockey team turned down President Trump’s White House invite to celebrate with a much better option in Las Vegas

It’s two years since the great Willy Wonka Experience calamity, and people still can’t believe what happened

Donald Trump dubbed Democrats ‘professional cheaters’ and there aren’t enough mirrors in the world to hold up – 15 vote-winning smackdowns

What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you on your birthday? – 17 disasters that spoiled people’s big day

Uber tech bro Sam Altman said humans consumed so much more energy than AI and these (real) people dunked him back to the Stone Age

This Cybertruck owner ramped up the posing stakes by adding an Apple Vision Pro, and got owned into another dimension