An American asked what Brits call ‘pins and needles’ and these homegrown answers will make you proud to be British

A mansplainer tried to correct Maya Jama’s round table tactics on Celebrity Traitors and her A++ comeback had everyone cheering

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

23 of the funniest and most on-point things people are saying about the latest episode of the joyous Celebrity Traitors

Donald Trump appears to serially ‘glitching’ mid-speech and seriously WTF is going on here?

Pete Hegseth’s staff broke Eisenhower’s globe after he commandeered it for his office, in the most on-the nose metaphor of all time

A judge has ordered Trump to sit for deposition in his FAFO lawsuit against the BBC – 21 nuggets of pure schadenfreude

Andy Burnham’s charity Gogglebox appearance has the Tories and Reform spitting out their dummies – 15 points of order

JD Vance was heckled by a particularly vocal protestor and responded with the all the maturity and intelligence you’d expect of the VP

Kash Patel says Trump brings us all together and the entire internet agreed – just not the way he intended

What do you deliberately do wrong just because it feels better? – 19 bad habits people refuse to give up

An American trolled UK schools for not teaching the American war of independence and of all these Brits’ replies Al Murray surely said it best

GB News suffered a total on-air meltdown and it’s surely the most entertaining 105 seconds you’ll watch on Farage’s favourite ‘news’ channel

What’s the coolest or weirdest thing you own? – 17 unusual possessions you won’t find on Facebook Marketplace

Stephen Fry was asked why he left Twitter and his A++ takedown of Elon Musk is even truer today than it was then

This funny anecdote about a form-filling mishap may still be the best we’ve ever heard

The only HR ‘harassment’ video you need to watch this week (wait for it!)

JD Vance kept an impressively straight face as he claimed that Donald Trump hates people using the government to fraudulently enrich themselves – 17 exploding irony meters