Darren Grimes was demonetised on Facebook and went looking for handouts – 14 hilariously unsympathetic responses

17 times conservatives left themselves wide open for a clever comeback

A Tory MP came out against the digital ID plans by claiming ‘I am not a tin of beans’ – 17 saucy replies

A bunch of comedians are performing at a Saudi comedy festival – 15 heckles worth the price of admission

Boris Johnson said he’d never accept a digital ID card – 13 eye-rolling reactions worth scanning

This vividly insulting description of Donald Trump is the most brutal summary of the US president you’ll ever read

Donald Trump said some American cities were too dangerous to hold World Cup games – 17 responses kicking his nonsense straight into touch

Donald Trump just basically put half of America on notice and no one is okay with it

The boss of Ticketmaster said concert tickets are actually underpriced and global supplies of self-awareness just hit critical lows – 17 top-priced smackdowns

‘What insignificant things wind you up way more than they should?’ – 17 trivial sources of serious stress

Donald Trump called out two ‘low IQ’ congresswomen and you don’t need a big brain to spot what they have in common – 17 super smart responses

‘What’s a clear sign you should stop being friends with someone?’ 15 reasons to say goodbye for good

Richard Tice said the UK needs to leave the ECHR and Billy Bragg’s A++ comeback was so on point it hurts

The US Government has been quietly rehiring people fired in the Doge slash-and-burn exercise, if you were wondering how efficient the Department of Government Efficiency actually was

‘What’s a subtle sign that someone is a genuinely good person?’ – 22 little clues that you’ve stumbled across an absolute gem of a human

An opponent of Keir Starmer’s digital ID scheme was hilariously owned and as a snapshot of the UK right not it surely can’t be beaten

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Billy Bragg’s magnificent 60-second takedown of Nigel Farage is brilliant, essential viewing and should be sent to Reform UK voters everywhere