News p.3

Nigel Farage was tricked into filming a Cameo video tribute to paedophile singer Ian Watkins, and said ‘thanks for the money’ when he found out

Donald Trump and a notorious Nazi propagandist are the only ones to accept a second-hand Nobel Prize, and the rest is history

The White House ‘press conference’ just hit a new low with the entrance, stage right, of Riley Gaines (and her baby) – 13 totally on-point responses

Trump’s agriculture department suggested a meal plan for hard-up Americans and got eaten alive in the replies

Donald Trump argued robots will save the American auto industry and his human supporters would like a quiet word

The US Border Patrol chief said 90% of Americans were ‘happy to see’ ICE on the streets and 100% of the replies begged to differ

Jake Tapper lay a Trump-shaped elephant trap for homeland security chief Kristi Noem about ICE double standards and she fell right into it

A couple on £225k told the Telegraph they paid too much tax to have children and these 17 A++ responses all come tax free

Donald Trump said Greenland doesn’t own the land “just because they landed a boat there 500 years ago” and the irony meter just exploded

A man in a Vietnam veteran cap and an amazing fur coat confronted ICE goons in Minneapolis – 16 people thanking this stylish legend for his service

Trump wandered away from a meeting with oil bosses to stare out a window and ramble about ballroom construction – 20 unforgettable reactions

Marco Rubio passed Trump a private note during a Venezuela oil meeting, but Trump read it out loud to everyone – 20 responses worth sharing with a crowd

This absolutely brutal tweet reply to JD Vance is so vividly insulting that it might just make you feel sorry for the US vice president

Donald Trump says he’d accept a hand me down Nobel Peace Prize from Machado and these 16 replies won’t give peace a chance

Homeland Security boss Kristi Noem said what happened in Minneapolis was a ‘domestic terror attack’ and jaw-dropping doesn’t even begin to cover it