News p.3

19 funniest reactions to the unsurprising news that the Louvre’s security system password was ‘Louvre’

This column about not being able to afford to turn on the Aga achieves peak Telegraph – 17 tiny-violin solos

George Osborne tried to joke about Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves on Halloween – and was owned back to austerity times

Donald Trump held a lavish ‘Great Gatsby’ party for his rich pals – as millions are set to lose food benefits

Andrew set for a six-figure payout and an annual stipend from King Charles and it’s going down as well as you’d expect

A rich family wants to pay £180K for a tutor for their one-year-old baby to become “an English gentleman” – 15 top class responses

Donald Trump renovated a bathroom with golden fixtures as millions of Americans struggle during the shutdown – 15 potty reactions

King Charles strips Andrew of his titles and residence of the Royal Lodge, in the latest stage of the Epstein-tainted former prince’s humiliation – 36 early reactions

This dictionary just announced their 2025 Word of the Year and people are losing their minds over the selection

The sell line on this article about Emma Bunton may be the best the Guardian ever published

Someone shared a food shopping receipt from 2001 and the price comparison to today is stark to say the least

Conor McGregor has done a full rebrand and found God – 12 reactions from the non-believers

Trump has updated the official White House website to troll Democrats and it’s as wild and petty as you imagine

The low-effort jewellery heist at the Louvre hit the internet sweet spot, and these 27 funny takes are absolutely priceless

Republican senator Mike Lee condemned those laughing at Mitch McConnell falling over and was swamped by ‘This You?’ replies