Politics p.16

The White House shared their official definition of a lawful military command and people think it exposed their regime for what it really is

JD Vance said Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize and his timing was so impeccably awful it was brilliant

CNN’s Kaitlin Collins fact-checked Karoline Leavitt to her face and the White House press secretary’s response (such as it was) spoke volumes

Emily Maitlis’s A++ dissection of Donald Trump’s outrageous ‘quiet, piggy’ comment will surely not be bettered

It took a comedian on Question Time to nail exactly how people feel about Boris Johnson’s Covid response and Zoe Lyons was totally on the money

Pam Bondi’s expression trying to avoid talking Epstein is one thing but the look on Kash Patel’s face is simply next level

Donald Trump told his audience he always liked to be modest and what followed next was simply wild (even for him)

Lee Anderson said Reform cracks on with the day job while Labour does dog-whistle politics, and the entire Commons burst out laughing – 19 ayes to the left

Nancy ‘Trump in high heels’ Mace admitted she doesn’t have any friends and basically the whole of the internet said the same thing

Donald Trump defended the Saudi crown prince over the brutal murder of journalist Jamel Khashoggi – 15 outraged and totally on-point responses

Donald Trump was having the time of his life with the Saudi crown prince and it was creepy on so many levels it hurt – 15 fist-shaking responses

This woman reporter wasn’t letting the Epstein files lie and Trump’s outrageous response suggests she totally hit the mark – 17 brutally on-point responses

Donald Trump’s bewildering answer about his new healthcare strategy proves he’s even more out of touch with reality than we already feared

Pete Hegseth earnestly announced a bunch of ludicrous military mission names on Twitter and got trolled into oblivion by the ‘Phrasing!’ police

Rachel Reeves may be about to add a sugar tax to milkshake, and some people think it’s the last straw – 15 sweet responses