Politics p.4

Donald Trump made a Purple Heart ceremony all about himself and it’s an extraordinary watch – 19 military-grade responses

A MAGA mom has taken to Twitter to complain about her woke daughter – 17 less than sympathetic replies

Rupert Lowe issued an emergency immigrant alert and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

Kemi Badenoch’s boast of snitching on a schoolmate for cheating and getting him expelled wasn’t the win she clearly thought

A rampant Brexiteer was asked which EU rule they were glad to see the back of and it had people hollering into next week

‘I have to get going’ – A Fox News host cut off the Dem National Committee Chair for speaking honestly about Texas gerrymandering

An MP came up with an AI version of himself to answer constituents’ questions and he (or his AI) should surely have seen all these comebacks coming

Nigel Farage said he couldn’t talk about prisons because he’d never worked in one and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Charlamagne tha God wasn’t letting Epstein go on Laura Trump’s Fox News show and Donald Trump’s furious social media meltdown made it even better

Donald Trump appeared to be caught ‘cheating’ again in a golf tournament he ‘won’ – 20 totally on-target responses

There was something about the Republicans’ birthday wishes for JD Vance that didn’t quite add up – 18 eagle-eyed responses

Trump’s eco chief was schooled with his own words on climate change and the pause that followed was just magnificent

Ant Middleton wrote a shockingly bigoted rant about our political rulers and was owned into next week – 13 fabulously on-point responses

Meanwhile in Maga-land, Candace Owens doubled down on her ‘the French First Lady is a man’ claim with a theory that Mme Macron is her own brother

An Apprentice contestant turned anti-woke warrior bemoaned the demise of the full English and a Friday pint and was schooled into next year