Politics p.4

Pam Bondi’s expression trying to avoid talking Epstein is one thing but the look on Kash Patel’s face is simply next level

Donald Trump told his audience he always liked to be modest and what followed next was simply wild (even for him)

Lee Anderson said Reform cracks on with the day job while Labour does dog-whistle politics, and the entire Commons burst out laughing – 19 ayes to the left

Nancy ‘Trump in high heels’ Mace admitted she doesn’t have any friends and basically the whole of the internet said the same thing

Donald Trump defended the Saudi crown prince over the brutal murder of journalist Jamel Khashoggi – 15 outraged and totally on-point responses

Donald Trump was having the time of his life with the Saudi crown prince and it was creepy on so many levels it hurt – 15 fist-shaking responses

This woman reporter wasn’t letting the Epstein files lie and Trump’s outrageous response suggests she totally hit the mark – 17 brutally on-point responses

Donald Trump’s bewildering answer about his new healthcare strategy proves he’s even more out of touch with reality than we already feared

Pete Hegseth earnestly announced a bunch of ludicrous military mission names on Twitter and got trolled into oblivion by the ‘Phrasing!’ police

Rachel Reeves may be about to add a sugar tax to milkshake, and some people think it’s the last straw – 15 sweet responses

Trump’s attorney general Pam Bondi dared liberals to define ‘fascist’ and the internet pulled out the snarkiest dictionaries they could find

Trump’s Treasury secretary blamed high beef prices on immigrants bringing their own cattle with them and was mercilessly ribbed – 15 choice cut comebacks

This Republican had a few home truths for colleagues thinking about opposing the release of the Epstein Files and it was proper dynamite

GB News got a sit-down interview with Donald Trump and it was just as hard-hitting as you’d imagine

Liz Truss can barely contain her excitement that Donald Trump is suing the BBC – 14 ferocious and totally on-point comebacks