Politics p.4

Victoria Derbyshire reminded Jacob Rees-Mogg of all the failed Tory MPs turned Reform UK-ers and you can see the exact moment his soul leaves his body

Suella Braverman has defected to Reform UK, and the Alan Partridge shrug gif has really come into its own – 22 brutal reactions

Kristi Noem’s non-answer about ICE’s latest Minneapolis killing was a fact-flipping filibuster for the ages

Trump’s border patrol chief told the public that ICE agents are the real victims in Minneapolis and had people bellowing into next week

JD Vance asked people to spare a thought for these poor ICE agents and he didn’t just not read the room, he was in the wrong building – 17 booming clap backs

Priti Patel was taken to task over the latest Brexit fallout and her response surely tells you as much about Patel as it does the UK’s European exit

Someone invoked the British Antarctic Territory flag to defend the White House’s cringeworthy Greenland penguin meme, but it wasn’t the gotcha he thought

Reform UK’s London mayoral hopeful aped the embarrassing White House penguin meme, and it was a self-own visible from Greenland

Nigel Farage’s trip to Davos to ‘put the global elites on notice’ was funded by an Iranian billionaire. Protect your irony meters! 18 utterly unsurprised responses

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez absolutely nailed the sense of fury and despair at Trump’s regime after ICE shot dead another US citizen in Minneapolis

This drag queen’s demonically good impression of Erika Kirk is outraging all the right (and all the alt-right) people

Donald Trump gave a half-hearted non-apology apology to UK soldiers after his NATO insult, but it’s too little too late for most people

This Scottish comedian’s criminally good impression of Donald Trump might just be the most accurate impersonation you’ve ever seen

House Speaker Mike Johnson told an anti-abortion rally that his parents had been pressured to have him aborted, and the brutal jokes wrote themselves

Donald Trump asked “whatever happened to climate change” in response to record cold temperatures in the US, and the forecast is for heavy mockery with despairing intervals