Politics p.5

The Met Police have opened a new investigation into Reform UK’s finances, and the schadenfreude is off the scale – 23 top responses

Donald Trump tried to honour a fallen 9/11 hero without making it about himself but just couldn’t pull it off – 17 appalled and totally on-point responses

James O’Brien said there were only two reasons far-right protestors wear masks and the fury he prompted made us like it even better

Nick Ferrari said the RNLI had become a ‘taxi service’ for asylum seekers and got all the responses he surely deserved

GB News-er Michelle Dewberry is fed up with ordinary decent folk being labelled ‘far right’ and was brutally owned into next year and back

Nigel Farage vowed that if his hypothetical ministers failed, they’d resign or be sacked, and the irony was visible from outer space – 16 helpings of chinny reckon

The White House tried to celebrate American workers on Labor Day and it was a spectacular slop-filled own goal for the ages

Everyone noticed the same disrespectful detail from Donald Trump’s bumbling chopper exit – 17 withering takedowns

Nigel Farage warned Britain was on ‘the edge of serious civil unrest’ and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Ed Balls had a far-right reality check for Susanna Reid and it’s totally the wake-up call that everyone needs right now

This 53 seconds with Nigel Farage’s number one fan is a terrifying glimpse of what we’re up against right now

The RNLI has been targeted by far-right protestors for daring to rescuing asylum seekers and no-one took them down better than the RNLI itself

This 20-year-old Reform UK council leader demonstrated his maturity and professionalism by saying Green Party members smell – 19 votes of no confidence

Barack Obama told the best Donald Trump diaper joke — and he didn’t even have to say the punchline himself

Donald Trump’s come up with a new name for New Mexico and but it wasn’t the slam dunk he presumably thought it was – 17 A++ comebacks