Politics p.5

‘Let’s have no employment’ – It’s hard to figure out what Donald Trump is bragging about here, but it’s almost certainly a lie regardless

Trump’s agriculture secretary just blamed Biden for beef prices and climate change ‘hoax,’ in case you’re wondering how Magas are planning for the future

Donald Trump Jr. posted about having a sleepover at ‘dad’s house’ and it exposed everything wrong about how the Trumps live their life

Donald Trump joked about staying in office for another ‘8 or 9 years’ and nobody was laughing – 17 deadly serious clapbacks

Reform UK’s vile threat to put asylum-seeker detention centres in Green-run areas is pure, petty Trumpism in action – 21 full-throated objections

The internet dragged Nigel Farage for chickening out of a Laura Kuenssberg interview in the wake of his undeclared £5 million ‘gift’ – 23 clucking good takedowns

People love this viral post calling out those regretful MAGA supporters who now claim they always had their doubts about Donald Trump

The White House posted an hour-long video of Donald Trump just saying “winning” on a loop – 15 people calling out this clear loser behaviour

Donald Trump said all presidential candidates should take a cognitive exam or else “you’re stuck with a man who’s a moron”, and truly the call is coming from inside the house

Reform UK pledges to ban overseas students from claiming taxpayer-funded loans, and you’ll never guess what they already can’t claim – 14 resounding facepalms

Nigel Farage was given £5 million by Reform’s Thai-based crypto billionaire donor ‘for security’ just before he decided to stand for parliament – 27 extra-large servings of chinny reckon

Kash Patel boasted how long he’s been investigating James Comey’s Insta post but it wasn’t the win he thought it was – 17 shell-shocked comebacks

The White House just tweeted a ‘Two Kings’ picture of Trump with King Charles and it didn’t just not read the room, it was on a different planet – 15 princely takedowns

Donald Trump rigidly stuck to the script for once to welcome King Charles and it was an even greater insight into the man’s ‘intellect’ than usual

People have been sharing their favourite film gags over on Twitter and these 17 A++ nominations will have you rolling in the aisles