Politics p.6

Reform UK-ers got super excited by their ‘non-woke bottle caps’ and it was a spectacular own goal for the ages

Richard Tice posted a photo of his Reform conference jump ‘for joy’, and Guinness might have to update its entry for the biggest self-own – 17 brutal responses

Nigel Farage bemoaned his terrible life to Laura Kuenssberg and of all the A++ comebacks, this one beat all-comers

Robert Jenrick’s sarcastic “Boo hoo!” in response to two women protesters being attacked by Reform’s conference audience makes him a shoo-in for Statesman of the Week

Robert Jenrick posted his resignation letter for a job he doesn’t even have, and was mocked to oblivion – 17 top takedowns

Nigel Farage’s defence for appearing to agree to accept an illegal donation is that he ‘wasn’t listening’, and not even Laura Kuenssberg was buying it – 27 highly sceptical responses

Nigel Farage just laughed as female protestors at the Reform UK conference were violently manhandled by elderly party members

This Reform UK supporter dressed as Richard the Lionheart explained why he supports the party and Farage, and as an insight into their voters’ minds it might be hard to beat

Nadine Dorries and Laila Cunningham gave competing trainwreck interviews defending Reform UK’s funding, and honestly it’s hard to pick which is the more excruciating to watch

Humour vacuum JD Vance attempted a joke about hanging out with Joe Biden at the 9/11 anniversary, and if possible it’s made him even more unlikeable and unpopular

Nigel Farage said he’d declare a “national emergency” and make Parliament sit 24 hours a day if Reform UK are elected, and people were quick to point out a few flaws in his plan

Trump says Canada is a bigger threat to the United States than China and the entire internet responded as one

JD Vance says America didn’t win wars until Donald Trump showed up and got taken down in a hail of clap backs

James O’Brien identified the only two types of Reform UK voter and it’s hard to argue with a single word of this

Everyone’s making fun of Nigel Farage but surely no-one did it better than this savage burn by the TUC